the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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