Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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