Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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