I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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