Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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