I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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