I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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