Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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