it hurts more in the daytime
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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