Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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