i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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