i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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