Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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