so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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