I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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