Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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