She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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