Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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