girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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