He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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