He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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