I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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