3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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