Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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