do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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