My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm both gender and math confused
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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