If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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