My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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