I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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