oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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