he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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