I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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