Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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