I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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