Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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