Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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