Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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