oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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