It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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