I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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