She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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