He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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