went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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