we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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