Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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