I got chris browned last night
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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