Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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