i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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