apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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