Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I met the friendliest cop last night
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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