Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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