oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm at about main and main street
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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