I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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