Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize