What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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