I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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