We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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