I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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