You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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