Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.