Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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