he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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