Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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